Nightmare on Elm Street

1,2 Freddy’s coming for you 3,4 better lock your door 5,6 grab your crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again

So the only reason i wanted to see this movie was because Kellan Lutz is in it…but hes the first person to die and we got there late…so he was already dead and we didn’t get to see him in the movie at all….but anyways, this movie actually wasn’t all that scary…it mostly just made you jump whenever freddy popped out unexpectedly….but that was it…freddy actually looked scarier in the first one i think…im glad it wasn’t scary though…cause im a total whimp…hahaha

Nightmare on Elm Street is Not Worth It…so just look up Kellan Lutz’s scene on Youtube if you want to see it because of him…

Published in: on May 9, 2010 at 11:31 am  Leave a Comment  
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The Last Song

starring Miley Cyrus…UGH!

I hate miley…shes sooo annoying…I mean her face and her voice…its just ewugh! sooo irritating…and I had to watch her for a whole movie…my mom made me go with her to see it…and I love Nicolas Sparks books…so I was really pissed when i found out she was in a Nicolas Sparks book movie…becuase i love them but i cant stand miley…

Anywho…it was actually a good movie…aside from the horrible acting by miley and her annoyingness…if you were able to ignore her…it was actually a good story…and everyone else was good…and the main guy was hot…with his nice abs…haha…and i cried a lot at the end…such a sad ending…i mean i knew someone was gonna die…cause it was a nicholas sparks book movie…they always end sad…normally with someone dead…haha…but their sooooo good anyways…but yah…i just could not stand miley…

Oh…and then at the end of the movie…right after the funeral there was an earthquake…so of course everyone in the theatre started panicking and rushing out and i couldn’t see or hear…but once they quieted down we  finished watching…but yah…that was pretty annoying…

only because I hated miley so much i have to say this movie is Not Worth It

Published in: on April 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Clash of the Titans

This was a fairly good movie…they messed up some of the greek mythology…but its Hollywood…they never get it right…othere than that it was actually pretty good…i was totally expecting there to be a sex scene…but it was clean…there was a kinda love story…but it was more about the action…

Sam Worthington…so he’s basically the big new action star I guess…what with Terminator: Salvation, than Avatar, and now this…he must be loving life…he did a pretty good job…it was funny to see him walking around in a mini-dress the whole movie…but he pulled it off quite nicely…and hes not unattractive….not quite hot either though..hes just kinda…normal looking…which isnt bad…its kinda refreshing…and i think hes a fairly good actor…

Now i never saw the original…so i don’t have anything to compare this one too…but i thought the story line was interesting enough…and the action scenes were pretty cool…now i didn’t see this one in 3-D…so i don’t know how they did with that…i imagine this movie might have been a bit cheesy in 3-D…but i cant judge unless ive seen it…

overall it was a good movie…so i say it’s a Watch at Home

Published in: on April 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm  Leave a Comment  
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How to Train Your Dragon

was actually a good movie…its definitely the UP of this year…i was surprised i actually enjoyed it…was it supposed to be a kids movie??…cause some of them actually aren’t so bad…most are…but Up and this was good…

It was funny, the dragon was cute (definitely reminiscent of stitch in design), and the storyline kept you intereseted…and guess what…I SAW IT IN 3-D…and you must know that i hate 3-D…the last movie I saw, before this, in 3-D was Spy Kids 3…so you could understand my denouncement of it…but this was totally awesome not cheesy things coming at you 3-D…im starting to think I messed up royally by not seeing Avatar in 3-D…well anyways it was good…and clean…and just a fun watch…LOVED Gerard Butler as the King dad viking…he voice sooo fit it…and america Ferrara as the girl was good…

I say this is a Watch at Home with your family movie…

Published in: on April 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Runaways

Sex, Drugs, and ROCK ‘N ROLL!!!

The Runaways….no I did not go to see it just because Kristen Stewart was in it and she plays Bella in The Twilight Saga movies (which im basically obsessed with)…I went to see it because I like the music and have heard good things about the acting in it…

It was interesting…I mean…kinda to much sex and drugs for my taste…I mean really classy stuff…it was disgusting…but the story was interesting…but just such a bad (like evil…not quite evil…but bad…you know what I mean???)…such bad content…and the kissing between Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning….EWWWW!!! I really did not want to see them making out….it was DISTURBING!!! and they’re like my age…and the stuff they portrayed for the movie….was like some really messed up bad stuff….

And Kristen Stewart….what can I say…she always plays the same role these days…the moody…depressed…rebelious…is that all she can do??? no range whatsoever??? or is she just type casted??? I really don’t think its type casting…cause she actually has some good acting skills (I think…maybe)…I think it’s just that she only goes after the roles that fit her personality…some maybe she has no range…I don’t know….but just once I’d like to see her in a different sort of role…where shes somewhat happy part of the time…IMAGINE THAT!!! that’ll be the day…when Kristen Stewart plays a happy person…HA! doubt well ever see it…

Dakota Fanning is a real actress though…I think she can actually act…she did a good job portraying Cherie Curie…who was kinda a big sex idol…apparently…I think she was only like 15 when they filmed this…so that was some pretty sketchy stuff for her to be doing…wonder what her parents were thinking when they saw it…

This movie is definitely NOT WORTH IT!!!

Published in: on March 27, 2010 at 7:01 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Oscars

aka the Academy Awards

The Hurt Locker: Best Picture, Directing, Film Editing, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Writing (Original Screenplay)

Crazy Heart: Actor in a Leading Role, Music (Original Score)

Inglorious Basterds: Actor in a Supporting Role

The Blind Side: Actress in a Leading Role

Precious: Actress in a Supporting Role, Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

Up: Animated Feature Film, Music (Original Score)

Avatar: Art Direction, Cinematography, Visual Effects

The Young Victoria: Costume Design

Star Trek: Makeup

Okay…so Avatar didn’t win best picture!!!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???!!!!!!! I mean for me that was the big shocker of the night…i guess i wasn’t expecting Sandra to win Best Actress for the Blind Side (considering who she was nominated against) but good for her!!! And Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart…okay…but AVATAR LOST TO HURT LOCKER….wow…i didn’t even like hurt locker…it was boring….but good for Kathryn Bigelow on winning Best Director…first woman to win…GIRL POWER!!! anyways there were definitely a lot a didn’t agree with…well most I didn’t agree with but expected at least…and then there were the shockers (AVATAR LOSING ???) that came outa no where…what did you think???

Published in: on March 7, 2010 at 9:40 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Alice in Wonderland

so i just saw alice in wonderland and thought i would post a quick reveiw about it since i dont have time to do an official one yet…that’ll come later…

Alice in Wonderland

March 6, 2010      8pm    Century Staduim 16

So…Tim Burton movie…starring Johnny Depp…you would expect it to be a typical Tim Burton/Johnny Depp colaboration….with its dark twisted fantabulousness…right? WRONG! This was a total disney movie….i mean there was a bit of the Tim Burton twisted fantasticalness but it wasnt really there…very disneyed down…it was good…but i was expecting sooooooo much more…didn’t see it in 3-D….HATE 3-D….good music…love that composer Burton always uses…whats his name??…oh i cant renember…but he is pretty good…love his scores!!!  but overall kinda a disappointment…wish disney wouldnt have reeled in Burton so much but rather let him be his genius dark excentric self that everyone loves soooo much!! but oh well…what are you going to do?? its not like the people can stick it to disney…but it was good…id say its a WATCH AT HOME…

Published in: on March 6, 2010 at 11:44 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Wolfman

When the moon is full, the legend comes to life…

Universal Pictures and Relativity Media presents, a Scott Stuber, Rick Yorn, and Sean Daniel production, a Joe Johnston film, “The Wolfman.” The film opened nationwide on February 12, 2010.

The Wolfman

Starring:  Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving

Directed by: Joe Johnston       Special Effects Artist: Rick Baker       Screenplay by: Andrew Kevin Walker and David Self

a Horror/Thriller       102 Minutes       R 

Synopsis from official website: Inspired by the classic Universal film that launched a legacy of horror, The Wolfman brings the myth of a cursed man back to its iconic origins. Benicio Del Toro plays Lawrence Talbot, a haunted nobleman lured back to his family estate after his brother vanishes. Reunited with his estranged father, Anthony Hopkins, Talbot sets out to find his brother…and discovers a horrifying destiny for himself. Lawrence Talbot’s childhood ended the night his mother died. After he left the sleepy Victorian hamlet of Blackmoor, he spent decades recovering and trying to forget. But when his brother’s fiancée, Gwen Conliffe (Emily Blunt), tracks him down to help him find her missing love, Talbot returns home to join the search. He learns that something with brute strength and insatiable blood lust has been killing the villagers, and that a suspicious Scotland Yard inspector named Aberline (Hugo Weaving) has come to investigate. As he pieces together the gory puzzle, he hears of an ancient curse that turns the afflicted into werewolves when the moon is full. Now, if he has any chance at ending the slaughter and protecting the woman he has grown to love, Talbot must kill the vicious creature in the woods surrounding Blackmoor. But as he hunts for the nightmarish beast, a simple man with a torchered past will uncover a primal side to himself…one he never imagined existed.

February 21, 2010 – Arclight Cinemas 8:25 pm

What a good movie! Great special effects! This was a really awesome movie…the storyline was interesting and there were definitely parts that made you jump…but not really scary…it had a little bit of romance too…which you need for every movie…

There was only one thin that was not so good about it….the gore…I mean there was blood and guts everywhere…so much of it…ewgh…nasty…it just makes me sooo squemish…ewww…but other than all the blood it was a very well done movie…also, at the end i was kinda hoping for a happy ending…i shoulda known better though cause it’s a “horror” movie…and i guess they can’t have happyendings…but you hope for one…

I definitely say it is a Must See.

Published in: on February 27, 2010 at 8:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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When in Rome

The film opened nationwide on January 29,2010.

When in Rome

Starring: Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel       

Directed by: Mark Johnson       Screenplay by: David Diamond and David Weissman       Produced by: John Bailey

a Romantic Comedy     91 Minutes       PG-13

February 27, 2010 – Pacific Theaters 5 :00 pm

This movie was cute….It was definitely very predictable but it was light-hearted and funny…my favorite part about this movie was definitely Josh Duhamel…i mean he is pretty gosh darn FINE looking! I would recommend that if you want to see this movie, it’s not worth going to theaters…just see it at home…watch when your feeling down (as long as it’s not because of love problems)…

The thing about this movie that bugged me is that the guy who plays Napoleon Dynamite was in it…he’s the magician who falls for Beth…I really don’t like him…he annoys me a lot…and I just didn’t like that he was in it…his voice is sooo annoying…he just bugs me…an he ruined all the parts of the movie he was in for me…

But…other than that…it was really cute and romantic…with a cheesy happy ending…just what you want in a romantic comedy…

I definitely say it is a Watch at Home

Published in: on February 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Valentine’s Day

 The film opened nationwide on February 12, 2010.

Valentine’s Day

Starring: Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner, George Lopez, Shirley Maclaine, Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts, Taylor Swift

Directed by: Garry Marshall     Screenplay by: Katherine Fugate     Produced by: Mike Karz and Wayne Rice

a Romantic Comedy     125 Minutes       PG-13      

February 27,2010 – Arclight Cinemas 2:25 pm

     An all-star cast…literally…that’s all the cast consisted of…well known stars…the last time I went to see such a great ensemble movie it was horrible (some of you might remember He’s Just Not that Into: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson, Kevin Connolly, Justin Long)…so i was really hoping that this wasn’t a repeat of that…plus it featured Taylor Lautner (something you should know, I’m a Twihard…I know…just another twilight obsessed teenage fan girl)…who I have to admit I am quite taken with (aka I ❤ Taylor Lautner)…

     Turns out it was actually really good…I only have one complaint…Eric Dane and Bradley Copper gay for each other…its just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so so WRONG and deeply disturbing…they are both way to hot to be gay…I am so glad they didn’t go as far as to have them kiss…I would have had to leave the theater…and i would have been scarred for LIFE! I mean…really…they just had to do that…but other than Eric and Bradley gay for each other it was a very good movie…funny…really funny…

     And I love how all the stories were interwined and everyone was connected…it was very cute…and all the secret jokes that they threw in for those who know the actors…like the Taylor Lautner not wanting to take his shirt off in public (that one made me laugh…and sad 😦 i was hoping to see those hot abs…but alas…no can do apparently) and then if you watched in the end credits they had Julia Roberts in the limo and as they’re driving down Rodeo Dr. the driver asks her if she had ever shopped here and she says: “Once…and it was a big mistake, huge…HUGE!” I laughed so hard…that was just soooo funny! If you’ve seen Pretty Woman you know why that is so funny…haha

I definitely say it is a MUST SEE

Published in: on February 27, 2010 at 2:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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